On a state visit to Jerusalem Barack Obama has a fatal heart attack. A funeral director tells US diplomats that it will cost $400 for him to be buried in the Holy City, versus $1million to fly his remains home. The diplomats huddle together and then opt for the million dollar option.
"Do you mind telling me why?" asks the funeral director.
"Easy, came the reply: " Some 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here and 3 days later rose from the dead. We just can't afford to take that chance." [TG]
"Do you mind telling me why?" asks the funeral director.
"Easy, came the reply: " Some 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here and 3 days later rose from the dead. We just can't afford to take that chance." [TG]
