Progress Notes for Paitient 540463, OBAMA, Barack, H.

Valerie Jarrett had asked me to stay up late, expecting Patient to be high on adrenaline after his SOTU address to Congress. That was  indeed the case.
Patient has acquired a large gold ring which he increasingly proffers to visitors in the expectation of them applying their lips to it. The frequency with which he does this has become a useful indicator of how high his ego is flying. "Put the ring away, majesty," I told him firmly, as I entered the room. He complied immediately, so I was able to give him a minimal dosed of sedative and retire early for the night. Dictated by S.H. Rink, M D.