Joke of the Day...

A large group of Islamic State terrorists in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: “One U.S. Marine is better than 10 ISIS fighters.”
The terrorist commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune. A brief gun battle breaks out. Then … silence.
The same voice again calls out: “One U.S. Marine is better than 100 ISIS losers!”
Furious, the commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune. After a few minutes of intense gunfire … more silence. The voice calls out again: “One U.S. Marine is better than 1,000 ISIS cowards!”
The now-enraged commander orders 1,000 of his best warriors over the dune, when a terrible battle is then fought. He hears small arms fire, machine-guns, grenades, rockets … and then silence.
Finally, one badly wounded Islamic State terrorist crawls back over the dune, leaving a trail of gore behind him, and with his dying breath, warns his commander:
“Don’t send any more men! It’s a trap! There are two of them!“