A man sits in a saloon in rural Colorado, far from home, when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says,"Obama is a horse's patoot: A local punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out. The man gets back up, rubs his cheek and orders another beer. Soon after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. The man says,"She's also a horse's patoot." Another local punches him in the other side of the face The man gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country? ""Nope,” replies the bartender, "Horse country."