Barack Obama's Diary: I am not as drunk as some thinkle may peep I am

Angular Merkel,  whom I suspect is still pissed off about her phone being tapped,  hosted a beer and wurst breakfast for me this morning. Deshpite what some are shaying, I was perrfec...perfec..perfectly shober as I was driven  away.  Man, that German ale packs a punch.