Barack Obama's Diary: Badgie whisks me away to the Land of Nod

Late  last night my nerves were still frazzled from  the  San Bernadino shootings,  so I retrieved Badgie, my pale-blue comfort blanket, from beneath the pillows on my side of our custom-made Presidentopedic and applied Badgie's satin edging to my cheek. I sucked  rhythmically on two fingers and within seconds I was floating away comfortably to the  Land of Nod.