5/3/12

Obama 'must stand with Chen'

A top human rights activist in China is saying that, if the US doesn't stand by Chen, this nation's reputation as a bastion  of human rights will be  destroyed. Feeling the heat, Bam? More here.

Cartoon: Rick McKee

[Augusta Chronicle]

Mitt attacks Obama's handling of Chen

Mitt Romney has criticized the Obama Administration's  lack of action in  protecting Chinese dissident Chen. Quite right, too. It reeks of  Obama's habitual  indecision and desire to appease. More here.

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: Finally we had our pre-pre-Cinco de Mayo party and I was able to show off the Spanish I have assiduously acquired over the past couple of  weeks.  "Hola! Que pasa," I said to the Mexican Ambassador. "Did you enjoy my pierros  caliente con chilli?"  In other words, " my hot dogs with chilli sauce". For some inexplicable reason he turned pale and ran off to the PortaPotties.  Did I say something hispanically incorrect?  Surely not. 
Right-wing bloggers have been mocking me again. A certain 'Chris Wysocki'  had a joke about chihuahua chimichangas [Have I got a gulag for you, bloggers] Others have been begging for brain bleach after reading what the composite girlfriend in my autobiography said about the delicious odor of Me  in my New York rental. What an attractive young man I was, if I can say so myself, and I do. Time for bed now. I had one too many Margaritas in an effort to show what a good amigo I am and I think I'll skip My usual  prayer to myshelf   and go shraight to bed and  nuzzle Boo-boo my blankey, um-num-num-um-z-z-z-z...

Obama in Love

Quick! Pass the brain bleach...

“I open the door that Barack keeps closed to his room and enter in a warm, private space pervaded by a mixture of smells that so strongly speak of his presence, his liveliness, his habits — running sweat, Brut spray deodorant, smoking, eating raisins, sleeping, breathing,” Cook wrote.
[More at Pundit&Pundette]

Decide this, President Decisive!

Blind Chinese  Activist Chen who fears for himself and his family, wants to fly to the US with them on  Hillary's  plane. Decide a way out of this, President  Decisive. Meantime, Chen, don't hold your breath.

Cartoon: Rick McKee


5/2/12

Newt neutered

"Newt, $10 for your endorsement? 
Way too much."

Barack Obama's Diary

Beautiful Boo-boo
Dear Diary: I'm home again after  my shining seven hours on the ground in Kabul where I captivated millions with my soaring oratory and raw courage. I'm  sliding into the presidential bed early tonight. Tomorrow we're having a pre-pre-Cinco de Mayo reception in the Rose Garden. I spent several hours on the long flight home practicing my Spanish. Ariba! Ariba! Yeeehah! Andele! Andele! Oops, that's Speedy Gonzalez, a notorious Mexican stereotype. No, what I will be saying  is much more PC cooler:  Que pasa? [wassup bro'.] I might even regale  my new  amigos with a  rousing rendition of "I'm so in love with me."
Marvelous Marv my trip director, has recovered Boo-boo my beloved blankey from Air Force One and hidden it under my pillow. Now it only remains for me to close the laptop, say a quick prayer to myself and so to bed and the satin touch of Boo-boo who love Barry and make everything better. Um-num-num-um...

Cartoon: Daryl Cagle

[Cagle Cartoons]

Has Obama kicked Chen under the bus?

Has Obama kicked  Chinese activist Chen under the bus? More here

A psychologist analyzes Obama

 Be afraid. Be very afraid. Find out why

Cartoon: Alastair Graham

"I love myself, but I don't need to
visit  Kabul to show it"

Obamageddon

 A survey has found that in  the United States 22 % of people think the world will end in their lifetime, against  8% in Britain and 6% in France. I guess we are more aware that the Brits and Frogs who is  in the White House with the nuclear  launch codes
[Thanks RK]

Devastating Obama destroyer

Wow! This video is a devastating  Obama destroyer