A man sits in a saloon in rural Colorado, far from home, when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says,"Obama is a horse's patoot: A local punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out. The man gets back up, rubs his cheek and orders another beer. Soon after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. The man says,"She's also a horse's patoot." Another local punches him in the other side of the face The man gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country? ""Nope,” replies the bartender, "Horse country."
4/23/15
4/22/15
Ted Cruz says:
“We have seen over the last six years, [the Obama] administration has been the most antagonistic administration in the history of this country to the nation of Israel,” Sen. Ted Cruz told a gathering in New Hampshire. “The president boycotted Prime Minister Netanyahu’s recent speech, which had a clarity, a moral gravity, a recognition of the threat that is coming from Iran, a nuclear Iran, and I believe we are reliving Munich in 1938 under the Obama administration with this misguided policy.”
Dim Crim: Extremist shoots self in foot
AN ISLAMIC EXTREMIST accused in the death of a young mother accidentally shot himself, leading police to an arsenal of heavy weapons he was planning to use in an imminent attack on one or more churches, according to French Prime Minister Manuel Vall.
4/21/15
Ted Cruz says:
"Obama is a disaster because he’s an unmitigated socialist, what he believes is profoundly dangerous, and he’s undermined the Constitution and the role of America in the world. I think the test we ought to apply is not what job title a person had. I think the test we ought to have is: Who has stood up and fought?” Source
4/20/15
Progress Notes for Patient 540463: OBAMA, Barack H.
4/20/2015: Valerie Jarrett called, anxious about Patient's condition and asked me to make a house call. I made my way to the family quarters, where I found patient lying face down on the hideous brown sofa, beating feebly at the faux velvet. "Salary!" he sobbed. "Must have salary for Michelle, or she will torture me again." Judging by his high level of paranoia, he had been at the stash of weed in the secret compartment of the Resolute Desk. I inserted a modest injection of Ativan into his skinny butt. "Keep him away from weed, and Michelle," I told Jarrett. "He'll calm down within in an hour or so." Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.
4/19/15
Australia, Iran to share I.S. info
Australia and Iran have reached a tentative intelligence sharing agreement to combat Islamic State militants fighting in the Middle East, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation reports. Foreign Minister Julie Bishop said the countries had a common purpose in defeating Islamic State extremists.
4/18/15
4/16/15
First lesbian President?
Blogger Da Tech Guy has an intriguing scenario: "You're Hillary Clinton and you’re running for president and things don’t look good:
Nobody can name an accomplishment of yours.
People presume that you are a liar, based on Emailgate.
You’re having the worst campaign launch in the history of history.
and finally, despite the best efforts of the media the “First woman president” card isn’t moving or guilting people into supporting you."It’s rapidly reaching the point where you are looking vulnerable. You need to change the dynamic. What do you do? asks Da Tech Guy. "You become the first of something else.
The National Enquirer now claims that some of the presidential candidate’s famously “deleted” emails are packed full of lesbian references and lovers’ names.
Mere tabloid titillation? " Maybe... but remember that it was the Enquirer that exposed the John Edwards affair. Read it all
Nobody can name an accomplishment of yours.
People presume that you are a liar, based on Emailgate.
You’re having the worst campaign launch in the history of history.
and finally, despite the best efforts of the media the “First woman president” card isn’t moving or guilting people into supporting you."It’s rapidly reaching the point where you are looking vulnerable. You need to change the dynamic. What do you do? asks Da Tech Guy. "You become the first of something else.
The National Enquirer now claims that some of the presidential candidate’s famously “deleted” emails are packed full of lesbian references and lovers’ names.
Mere tabloid titillation? " Maybe... but remember that it was the Enquirer that exposed the John Edwards affair. Read it all
Socialist medicine: UK faces funding emergency
The former head of Britain’s National Health Service, Sir David Nicholson, has warned that “emergency action” may be needed to shore up NHS finances.
In a BBC interview, Sir David – who ran the NHS in England for eight years – said that because there was an election period, the NHS was unable to publish the latest report on its financial position.
But he said it was “pretty clear in the NHS that there is a substantial financial problem, particularly in the hospital sector” which would become “crystal clear” in the autumn when the NHS would have to take “emergency action” such as vacancy freezes.
4/15/15
Barack Obama's Diary: Bombs away!
Dear Diary: Valerie Jarrett wanted to do me a favor while I was in rainy Charlotte, N.C. today. She arranged for some guy from Florida to over-fly the South Lawn in a gyrocopter and drop a choom bomb that she could collect at leisure and hand over to me as a nice surprise. Alas, the pilot lacked fine control, dropped the choom okay, but then provoked widespread alarm by crash-landing in the vicinity of Congress. Oops.
4/13/15
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