4/13/12

An Obama e-mail hacked

From: BHO
To:  V. Jarrett
cc:  D. Axelrod; J. Carney
[bcc: S.Fluke]


Why the heck has Romney been warning that I'm going to  to  weaken  the 2nd Amendment after my re-election? On the contrary, Michelle insists on the right to bare arms.  I support her view.
Best,
Barack

Cartoon: Rick McKee

[The Augusta Chronicle]

Democrat sexual harassment alleged

A former North Carolina Democratic Party staffer was allegedly sexually harassed by a party official, made a financial settlement with the party and signed a non-disclosure agreement to keep the incident quiet, emails obtained by The Daily Caller suggest. Read more.
UPDATE: Names named here.

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: What a day! I slept badly on Thursday night, waking in a cold sweat after a nightmare about a Million Mom March to the White House to protest Hilary Rosen's comments on Ann Romney. Marv my body man, woke me early to grab some breakfast, then on to Andrews to board AF1 for The Summit of the Americas in Colombia. We stopped in Tampa on the way, then onward to Colombia. The opening dinner was good [no peas.]  Now I'm  going to bed early after a prayer to myself. Marv has laid out my blue jammies and my pink blankey, Boo-boo.  And so to bed.  Barry love Boo-boo... um-num-num... Tomorrow  the summit begins. 

Rosengate 'manufactured'

MSNBC's Chuck Todd  managed to say eight times in a segment on the Hilary Rosen / Ann Romney brouhaha  today that it was a manufactured controversy. Who are you kidding, Up-Chuck:  Virtually all 'controversies' are manufactured / inflated  by media to win  an increased audience. More here

Who's the man pretending to be President?

Andrew Malcolm, in a devastating account of  the transformation  of Obama writes: "... This 2012 Obama is strident and mean, even deceitful, divisive, telling half-truths after half-truths. He's using Air Force One as his personal Brinks truck with wings to collect cash all over the country, disguising the trips as official..." Read it all

What if the government rejects the Constitution?

A chilling piece by Judge Andrew Napolitano. Don't miss it.
[Thanks:BJS]

4/12/12

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: Yikes, what a day! Jarrett, Axelrod, Carney, Michelle and even Me Myself have been in full disaster-recovery mode over accusations by a  campaign strategist who cast aspersions on Ann Romney for 'never having worked a day in her life' and therefore not understanding economics.
Heck, I have barely  worked  at all, and look the success I have had with  economic policy and totally  reversing the recession:  Brilliant... though I say so myself ...and I do. You don't often hear the word 'marvelous' used in connection  with economics. But in my case  the word is entirely appropriate.
There has been some gossip  among media hacks about my losing weight. Well, if anyone else was put on a diet  consisting largely of M.'s home-grown and  frozen sugar-snap peas they would be looking somewhat gaunt, too. Time for a prayer to myself, to shut the laptop and so to bed and the calming ministrations of Boo-boo, my blankey. Umm-num-num, Boo-boo always make Barry feel better.

Cartoon: Rick McKee

[The Augusta Chronicle]

NASA told: Stay out of climate debate


A group of former NASA employees, including astronauts, has called on the agency to stop making "unproven and unsubstantiated remarks" regarding global climate change — specifically that human activities are driving global warming. Read it all
[Thanks: BJS]

Ask Cabby: Advice comes free with the fare

Dear Cabby:  I once complained that my secretary pays more of her income in tax than I do. Now Obama  wants to name a swath of  increases the "Buffet tax" and  it's making me very unpopular. What shall I do? --W.B., Omaha.


Dear W.B.: Whatcha doin' in a yellow cab? You can afford a limo service, you gotta problem widdat? Limo drivers gotta make a livin' too ya know. As for your not  payin' enough  tax. Are you  kiddin' me? Just cut a goddam check, mail it to the IRS, and fuggedaboudit. And tell dat big-eared boob in da Oval Office to call it da 'Obama tax', which is what it is. Here's da Stock Exchange. Hey, you call dat a tip? Goddam Nebraska tightwad-- Cabby.

Rosen eats crow, apologizes to Ann Romney

Dung Beetle Award winner Hilary Rosen, who accused Ann Romney of never having done a day's work in her life, is now eating crow and  apologizing for her comments. More here

Vanishing benefits

[Aftermath.com]

The Dung Beetle Award goes to...

The Academy of Dung Beetles' award is being rolled towards Democrat advisor Hilary Rosen for suggesting that  breast cancer survivor, MS sufferer  and mother-of-five Ann Romney is unable to understand economic issues because  she 'has never worked a day in her life.'