This delightful pearl is stolen from the excellent Reaganite Republican [if you laugh, please reward him with many visits]:
Saint Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies approached. He peered cautiously out through the Gates and told them, 'Uh, wait here- I'll be right back.'
Saint Peter then entered The Lord's chambers and described to Him who was waiting at the entrance.
'Peter, how many times do I have to remind you not to pre-judge people who show up to enter Heaven?' said God. "We are all brothers and loved here." The saint let out a heavy sigh and returned to his post.
Peter almost immediately returned to God's chambers and said, 'Well Lord, they're gone.'
'The two guys in the hoodies?' asked God.
'No,' replied Saint Peter, 'the Gates.'
Saint Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies approached. He peered cautiously out through the Gates and told them, 'Uh, wait here- I'll be right back.'
Saint Peter then entered The Lord's chambers and described to Him who was waiting at the entrance.
'Peter, how many times do I have to remind you not to pre-judge people who show up to enter Heaven?' said God. "We are all brothers and loved here." The saint let out a heavy sigh and returned to his post.
Peter almost immediately returned to God's chambers and said, 'Well Lord, they're gone.'
'The two guys in the hoodies?' asked God.
'No,' replied Saint Peter, 'the Gates.'
