Dear Diary: My snit continues. Far from missing me as I went into seclusion over the weekend, the nation appears not to have noticed my absence. Ingrates. Here I am-- as close to a genius as they are ever likely to have in the Oval Office and they simply don't appreciate me. Nor do the Islamists with whom I played so nicely from the moment I took office. I am taking my toys from the sandbox and taking Taxpayer One to Ohio to campaign again. At least I can still travel in comfort.