9/11/13: I had an evening appointment with patient today. Patient was still showing signs of active paranoia. "Even my dog has turned against me," he said, as he lay on a sofa in his family private quarters. " How so?" I asked. "During the 9/11 moment of silence this morning he peed on a leg of my blue suit." I told patient that I could not prescribe anything to help his paranoia when the blood sample I had drawn from him yesterday showed high levels of Cannabis Sativa. I repeated to patient that I flat-out will not prescribe psychoactive medications while he is actively using weed. "Keep off the weed and I'll run another blood test to ensure you're not GWH. (Governing While High]." Patient began to giggle uncontrollably, more evidence that the moron was, indeed, high as a kite.---Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.