Progress Notes: Patient 540463, Obama, Barack H.

9/13/13 Patient's paranoia has not meaningfully receded.When I saw him in the early evening he was complaining about a sheep's eye that was following him everywhere, glaring at him. I took a blood sample for the lab to detect if patient was still self-medicating with weed. Hopefully, he will show no new consumption and I can put him on an anti-psychotic, stat, before he totally freaks out. I guess a sheep's eye is a small improvement over the  moose calf with saucer-sized eyes that we were dealing with yesterday--- Dictated by S.H. Rink M.D.