Barack Obama's Diary: Aloha, Dr Rink

Here I am in Honolulu, caplital of choomland, beyond the reach of meddling medics like Dr S.H. Rink, free to play golf in a happy haze, puffing  on a fat spliff of Maui Gold.  This what I call a real vacation, unlike those namby-pamby photo-op bicycling breaks at Martha's Vineyard.