Barack Obama's Diary: Is that a drone I see above me?

Dear Diary:  I wasted no time  this morning hooking up with some old island buddies  for a round of  golf. But I could not shake off the disconcerting feeling of being watched.  In DC I  would have asked Valjar to call  in Dr Rink  to check me for evidence of paranoia. I asked my companions if they had noticed any drones nearby, but they shook their heads. I decided to call Val Jarrett anyway. as a precaution. and ask her  to fly Rink here ASAP.