Progress Notes for Patient 540463: Obama, Barack, H.

i had yet another urgent call from Valerie Jarrett today, asking me to make a home visit to Patient's private family apartment. He was in a bad state when I got there. Eyes red-rimmed from weeping, voice hoarse with distress.  "Those Pentagon bastards have threatened me with a coup d'etat if I don't come up with a whole new strategy for dealing with ISIL What am I to do? Valjar suggested I give Bibi Netanyahu a call, which is a good idea, on the face of it. He's usually  hatching plans bloodthirsty enough to satiate the Pentagon hawks".-- Dictated by S.H. Rink, MD.