Awkwaaard... Sodaphobic Mayor Bloomberg has authored a proclamation on behalf of National Donut Day, Friday, after restricting sodas to 16ozs on Thursday.
5/31/12
The Dung Beetle Award goes to...
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: We had George and Laura Bush for lunch and the unveiling of their official portraits. Awkwaard. I had blamed him for everything from drought to the $5 trillion I added to the deficit. George is a nice dude, but not the sharpest knife in the drawer, as I am, so he was probably just intimidated by My razor-sharp intellect: he was calm and polite when I expected heated accusations of Me being 'all hat and no cattle.'
Unlike George, the Poles are touchy as heck. My media guys brushed off my 'Polish deathcamp' comment as a simple misstatement. But the Poles weren't buying it: I had a message from the Foreign Minister, then from the Prime Minister, now even the President is getting in on the act. Don't they realize that I can't sully My immaculate Presidency by admitting a mistake? Get real.
Michelle is back from her travels and already in bed so I will now tuck her in, as is my wont. Next a prayer to my exalted self and then I, too, will retire to the presidential Tempurpedic and the soothing touch of Boo-boo, my blanky. Barry luv Boo-boo who keeps away nasty dreams. Um-num-num-um zzzzzz...
Unlike George, the Poles are touchy as heck. My media guys brushed off my 'Polish deathcamp' comment as a simple misstatement. But the Poles weren't buying it: I had a message from the Foreign Minister, then from the Prime Minister, now even the President is getting in on the act. Don't they realize that I can't sully My immaculate Presidency by admitting a mistake? Get real.
Michelle is back from her travels and already in bed so I will now tuck her in, as is my wont. Next a prayer to my exalted self and then I, too, will retire to the presidential Tempurpedic and the soothing touch of Boo-boo, my blanky. Barry luv Boo-boo who keeps away nasty dreams. Um-num-num-um zzzzzz...
Obama's secret kill list
Judge Andrew Napolitano, quoted by Fox News: "We have known for some time that President Obama is waging a private war. By that I mean he is using the CIA on his own -- and not the military after congressional authorization -- to fire drones at thousands of persons in foreign lands, usually while they are riding in a car or a truck.
"He has done this both with the consent and over the objection of the governments of the countries in which he has killed. He doesn’t want to talk about this, but he doesn’t deny it....Can the president legally do this? In a word: No." Read it all.
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"He has done this both with the consent and over the objection of the governments of the countries in which he has killed. He doesn’t want to talk about this, but he doesn’t deny it....Can the president legally do this? In a word: No." Read it all.
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Obama flies his barber from Chicago
Carbon footprint -conscious Barack Obama apparently flies in his personal barber, named Zarrif, to D.C every two weeks to trim his hair. More here.
Obama's tax on saving lives
Nothing illustrates the immorality of Obamacare better than the medical device tax: taxing already-highly-expensive equipment that is often essential to keep patients alive: for example an implanted pacemaker/defibrillator already costs tens of thousands of dollars. America leads the world in these devices and manufacturers say that this tax, combined with normal corporate and state taxes, will force them to manufacture offshore and cost 40,000 American jobs. Congress is today considering repealing the tax, due in 2013. If it stands, there will be an additional, life-saving, reason to vote for Romney in November. More here
5/30/12
Smart diplomacy
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| President Komorowski? President Obama regrets misspeaking on Polish death camps and, as a goodwill gesture, he wants me to learn Pole dancing. Mr President...? |
Seeking Stacy
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| "Stacy McCain? I get that you're pissed, but how did you find this number and why are you in Vanuatu?" |
Obama multiplies his 'death camp' gaffe
So far, not only has Obama failed to apologize for his horrifying gaffe in referring to "Polish death camps," but the offending paragraph is still on the White House website. By delaying a proper apology he is making things infinitely worse. Bob Belvedere has more.
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5/29/12
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary. A good day, in which The New York Times portrayed me as a bold and fearless leader who insists on being at the helm of the process which decides whom the CIA will take out with drones and Hellfire missiles. Yes, I am indeed such a decisive leader and history will remember me as such. I predict I will eventually appear on Mount Rushmore if there's still a vacant section of rock face wide enough to accommodate my magnificent ears. When it comes to taking out Al Qaeda I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
Talking about destroyers of worlds, Joe Biden has taken the week off, which is a huge relief: I won't suddenly have to come out in support of humans marrying penguins or something equally bizarre [you never know with Joe].
I presented Medal of Freedom Awards today and the Poles took exception to the fact that I referred to Polish death camps rather than ' Nazi death camps in occupied Poland.' What's wrong with these people? I know all about the start of WW2 and that British dude Churchill who predicted 'peace in our time.' before the Spanish invaded Austria. I had that loser's bust removed from the Oval Office when I moved in and had it returned to the British embassy. Those strange Brits took umbrage at this for no sane reason-- heck they the got the daggone bust back didn't they?
M. is in New York promoting her veggie book, so I am going to bed early without needing to tuck her in as I usually do. Boo-boo, my blankey, awaits and his caress will keep away the scary monsters hiding under the presidential Tempurpedic. It beats me how such huge, terrifying monsters manage to squeeze in there. Barry luv Boo-boo um-num-num-um...zzzzzzz...
Talking about destroyers of worlds, Joe Biden has taken the week off, which is a huge relief: I won't suddenly have to come out in support of humans marrying penguins or something equally bizarre [you never know with Joe].
I presented Medal of Freedom Awards today and the Poles took exception to the fact that I referred to Polish death camps rather than ' Nazi death camps in occupied Poland.' What's wrong with these people? I know all about the start of WW2 and that British dude Churchill who predicted 'peace in our time.' before the Spanish invaded Austria. I had that loser's bust removed from the Oval Office when I moved in and had it returned to the British embassy. Those strange Brits took umbrage at this for no sane reason-- heck they the got the daggone bust back didn't they?
M. is in New York promoting her veggie book, so I am going to bed early without needing to tuck her in as I usually do. Boo-boo, my blankey, awaits and his caress will keep away the scary monsters hiding under the presidential Tempurpedic. It beats me how such huge, terrifying monsters manage to squeeze in there. Barry luv Boo-boo um-num-num-um...zzzzzzz...
5/28/12
Glorious Rant of the Day
"Barack Obama’s idea of national security is to confront our increasingly blood-thirsty enemies with a ‘progressive’ army filled with homosexuals and women, nourished on tofu and bean sprouts, and supported by a solar-powered air force and a navy whose ancient ships are fueled by distilled pond scum (manufactured, preferably, by one of Obama’s political cronies). This is what’s going to strike terror into the black hearts of America’s foes? The only observers an Obama-style military strikes fear into are the taxpayers it’s supposed to be defending." Read it all.
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: I had Memorial Day duties this morning and praised the courage of our troops. I know all about courage. Hemingway defined it as 'grace under pressure.' I learned 'grace under pressure' while smoking weed with the Choom Gang. You need it when your minivan is full of comrades smoking joints and you suddenly see blue lights flashing behind you. That's when the 'grace under pressure' comes in: Don't slow down immediately. Open all the windows, tell everyone to flick their joints out and then let the wind clear the air. Spray with Febreze and only then pull over. Stay calm as the cop walks up. Look innocent and say politely: "Aloha, Ossifer can I help you? Me? Slurring my words? No, Ossifer. I'll drive carefully now, thank you, Ossifer." That's grace under pressure. And I have it in abundance. Sometimes, I defy Michelle and have an extra scoop of Academia Nut. Sometimes I even disagree with Hillary. Landing on a beach under machine-gun fire? Piece of cake.' Yikes! What was that clicking noise? Oh, it's just Michelle turning on her bedside light. Time to say a prayer to myself and go to bed and cuddle Boo-boo my blankey ....um-num-num-um. Brave Boo-boo scares away nasty monsters under brave Barry's bed. Um-num-um...zzzzzz...
Snitch for Obama
Barack Obama wants you to be a snitch -- and has even provided you with a handy form to fill in. If you do, don't blame me if they record your email adddress and reward you with a flood of Obama-spama until November.
5/27/12
Hilary puts the fear into Assad
If Assad isn't careful, he will make the Obama Administration really, really cross. Hillary's statement on the butchering of 94 people, including 32 children: "The United States will work with the international community to intensify our pressure on Assad and his cronies, whose rule by murder and fear must come to an end." That is sure to have Assad lying awake all night, trembling with fear.
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: I had an awesome day with a clear schedule and even managed to escape the media horde on the way back from a round of golf at Andrews. No doubt they will be speculating that I was enjoying a joint on the course [ as if! ] or 'roofing' in The Beast on the journey home. My weed-smoking days in Hawaii with the Choom Gang have been the subject of much hilarity this week, due to an upcoming book that attempts to explore how I became such a great international statesman. M. and the girls are at a Beyonce concert in Atlantic City. I am going to bed early now because the combination of golf and Maui Wowie sure does make a dude sleepy. Boo-boo, my blankey, where are you? Um-num-num-um Barry luv Boo-boo. Is that a magic mushroom I see before me...zzzzzz...
Paradox of the Day
Obama says he based his endorsement of gay marriage on Jesus's golden rule (treating others as you would wish to be treated). How, then, does he justify abortion? -- tweet from author Charles C.W. Cook.
5/26/12
There you go again: O's Jimmy Carter moment
An interesting British take on Obama's plunging popularity, by Tim Stanley of The Telegraph. Read it all.
The Dung Beetle Award goes to...
The Academy of Dung Beetles' Award is being rolled towards the Texas judge who ordered that an eleventh grade Texas student who works two jobs to support herself and her siblings, be thrown in jail for 24 hours and ordered to pay a $100 fine for truancy. She missed some classes due to exhaustion and had been warned about truancy last year by the same judge. More here.
Food rampager 'not Michelle'
A woman has been arrested after going on a rampage with pepper spray after allegedly trying to remove large amounts of bacon and cheese from a branch of Piggly Wiggly. Laughing Conservative has been unable to confirm rumors that her name was not Michelle Obama.
Euro faces financial inferno
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It may be a holiday weekend in the United States and much of Europe (where the Monday after the feast of Pentecost is often celebrated as a holiday) but the world’s politicians, central bankers and financiers are too busy quaking in their boots to bask in the sun. Walter Russell Mead explains
Busted! Obama spending claim overturned
The White House is aggressively asserting that President Barack Obama is tightfisted with taxpayer dollars. To back it up, the administration uses a media report that claims federal spending is rising at its slowest since the Eisenhower years. Fact-checking by AP reveals a very different story. Details here.
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Deadly Obama leaks multiply
The Obama Administration is leaking a terrifying amount of classified information as part of a marketing propaganda campaign to toughen the President’s image. But the potential fallout will result in war losses and dead American soldiers, writes Andrea Shea Smith. Details here.
Even more leaks here
Even more leaks here
5/25/12
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The Choom Gang: Obama's high society
A soon-to-be published biography by David Maraniss entitled “Barack Obama: The Story” gives details of Obama’s stoner days, complete with testimonials from young Barry Obama’s high school buddies, a group that went by the name “the Choom Gang.” Choom was Hawaiian slang for smoking weed. More here
Given Obama's continued political delusions, and the lasting effects of Maui Wowie, it's tempting to wonder if he has ever come down again.
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Did Obama Administration betray the man who found bin Laden?
The jailing by Pakistan of the doctor who led the CIA to bin Laden’s hideout is clearly an outrage, writes Melanie Philips of the Daily Mail. "The Pakistani doctor, Shakil Afridi, who has been thrown into prison for 33 years for treason, should be regarded instead as a national and global hero for helping run bin Laden finally to earth. His jailing – in a farcical ‘trial’ without a judge or his own lawyer -- is the clearest demonstration that Pakistan, which the west treats as an ally... is actually its enemy. When Dr Afridi was jailed, US security officials expressed horror, as well they might. But was Dr Afridi actually betrayed by the Obama administration itself?" More here
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Stumbling Obama triggers alarm
"Some key Democrats say they've been dismayed watching Obama become a divider not a uniter, trying to incite anger among women, students and older voters. It’s striking how, in private conversations with Obama advisers, they openly talk of chucking the feel-good politics of 2008 for a very conventional form of political warfare this time around..." Politico reports on growing alarm among Democrats at Obama's stumbling campaign. More here
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5/24/12
Old media dying as we watch
Old media are dying in front of our eyes. In their desperate rush to see Barack Obama reelected, they are ignoring bigger and bigger stories. People have the Internet. They read The Drudge Report. They listen to talk radio. They read blogs. And in spite of all of these different access points, old media are ignoring blockbuster story after blockbuster story. Doug Ross has examples here.
Israel drops pledge not to attack Iran
Israel has withdrawn its pledge President Obama not to strike Iran’s nuclear sites before the November presidential election, after Obama rejected its minimal demands for nuclear negotiations with Iran, reports DEBKAfile. Details here
Tingles tangles with right wingers
MSNBC's Chris "Tingles" Matthews has complained about "horse's ass right wingers" who call him "Tingles." Matthews -- famed for impeccably-neutral political analysis of this kind -- had been provoked by a question about the thrill he once said ran up his leg while watching an Obama speech. More.
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: It's midnight and we've we just returned home from California. During a fundraiser at a theater in Redwood, while the audience was being warmed up with a stirring Obamarama movie, I seized the moment to go out back and smoke a cigarette with one of my Secret Service detail. I was just enjoying the nicotine rush when a staffer ran up yelling: "Mr. President you've missed your cue... you're needed right now on stage." Yikes! I hurried inside, smooshing out the cigarette and exhaling smoke on the way. When I did my usual energetic, youthful, light-footed bounce on stage, the audience was unaware of the backstage drama. My staff kept the MSM at bay by explaining my slow response as simple fatigue. Awkwaard! So far, that seems to have kept the hacks off the scent of tobacco. Bloggers won't be so easy to fool, but it will be old news by morning when I can rely on the lapdogs on Today to bury it. Talking of lapdogs, it was good to be among be among Californians. Governor Jerry Brown is almost as good at deficit spending as I am. It's late and Michelle is calling out to me, so it's time for my usual quick prayer of thanks to myself and so to bed and the gentle touch of my blankey, Boo-boo. Barry luv Boo-boo um-num-num-um...zzzzz
5/23/12
Cabby: Our advice columnist
Dear Mitt R: I've been away from work for a couple weeks after workin' three shifts a day to pay da bills. Whatcha gonna do? Dat Obama guy's killin' me. I heard on da radio dat he missed a cue in California last night because he's "tired". "Tired" is what you feel after 20 hours drivin' a frikkin' cab in Manhattan. Whadda goddam douche da guy is. Why don't you kick him in da economics... dat's where he's really pathetic. You godda a problem widdat? I need to work three shifts day just to try and keep up wid da middle-classes. I hate da skinny little jug-eared turd who pretends to be on our side. Help from him? Not unless you wanna marry a goddam fudge-packer. Fuggedaboudit. Here we are at Park and 56th, outside Truman's da hairdresser. Tanks for da tip. Be seein' ya.-- Cabby
The Dung Beetle Award goes to...
Joe goes job hunting
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Romney surges in Florida
A new Quinnipiac University poll released Wednesday found Romney now ahead of Obama 47 percent to 41 percent among likely Florida voters. Earlier this month a Quinnipiac poll found Romney and Obama statistically tied in the state.
5/22/12
The Dung Beetle Award goes to...
Farage blasts the Eurocrats
Regulars at this site know that we leap at the chance to showcase Nigel Farage, the British member of the European Parliament, both for his commonsense and his exemplary speaking skills. Here he puts the case for Greece saving itself by leaving the Eurozone.
Top blogger McCain flees home
The widely-followed conservative blogger, Robert Stacy McCain, has moved to a safe house to protect his family. The Lonely Conservative has background to this deeply disturbing story. McCain's own site is posting frequent updates. Meantime, please hit his tip jar.
Forward -- into the abyss
"Forward" the President's election slogan, like "hope and change" before it, can mean whatever you want it to mean. The excellent Keith Koffler explains why it may backfire on Obama . Read it all.
5/21/12
Obama's Afghan hoax
Keith Koffler, veteran White House observer: "Having failed to defeat the Taliban, we are declaring victory and getting out. And here’s the victory, as articulated at the NATO Summit today in Chicago by President Obama: 'Our Forces broke the Taliban’s momentum.'
So that’s what war is about: breaking the enemy’s momentum." Read it all.
So that’s what war is about: breaking the enemy’s momentum." Read it all.
Leftie loons lavishly lashed
Comment of the day comes from a Gateway Pundit reader who expressed mild distaste for leftie loons who heckled Tony Blair during a Maine commencement speech: "These people are filthy, appalling, deplorable, scum sucking, execrable, putrescent, repulsive, loathsome, pustulent, slimy, bottom-feeding, wretched, vile, gangrenous, insectile, verminous pieces of malodorous, maggot-infested shee-iyte." And there's more here
5/20/12
Lobbyists throng White House
White House visitor logs for Jan. 17 — one of the most recent days available — show that the lobbying industry Obama vowed to constrain is a regular presence at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. The records also suggest that lobbyists with personal connections to the White House enjoy the easiest access, The Washington Post reveals. Read it all
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: What a day! A day that has truly matched My exceptional talent and enabled Me to take my rightful place as leader of the free world. I told all the other countries of NATO to be ready to be outta Afghanistan by 2014. I unleashed smart diplomacy on Karzai and I told him to make nice with those friendly Taliban. "You've got a lovely presidential palace over there, Hamid, we wouldn't wan't anything untoward to happen to it, would we?" He seemed grateful to be reminded by Me that drones are notorious for hitting the wrong target.
Meantime, outside on the streets of Chicago, thousands of protesters were using their greasy heads to viciously assault the nightsticks of Chicago's finest. Smelly, ungrateful OWSers, stealing my spotlight ...after all that's been done by Me to encourage and support them. Boo-boo, My blankey, has been escorted here by Marvelous Marv, My trip director and, after a quick prayer of gratitude to Myself for My global statesmanship, it's off to bed for Me, lulled by the thwack of ungrateful heads on nightsicks and the soothing touch of Boo-boo. ...um-num-num-um Barry luv Boo-boo...zzzzz...
Meantime, outside on the streets of Chicago, thousands of protesters were using their greasy heads to viciously assault the nightsticks of Chicago's finest. Smelly, ungrateful OWSers, stealing my spotlight ...after all that's been done by Me to encourage and support them. Boo-boo, My blankey, has been escorted here by Marvelous Marv, My trip director and, after a quick prayer of gratitude to Myself for My global statesmanship, it's off to bed for Me, lulled by the thwack of ungrateful heads on nightsicks and the soothing touch of Boo-boo. ...um-num-num-um Barry luv Boo-boo...zzzzz...
Rubio: Obama 'most divisive president in modern history''
Florida Senator Marco Rubio says President Obama has changed radically since 2008: “The man who today occupies the White House and is running for president is a very different person. We have not seen such a divisive figure in modern American history as we have over the last three and a half years.” Read more
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5/19/12
The perils of President Narcissus
"Everyone knows presidents have larger-than-life size egos. It goes with the job. But changes on the official White House website reveal that we’ve never had a self-regarding narcissist quite like the Oval Office’s current occupant..." writes Arthur Herman of Fox News. Read it all
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Blind to the charms of Newark
Blind dissident Chen Guangcheng and his family have left China on a flight to the United States. They are expected to arrive in Newark, N.J., Saturday evening. Once or twice in a lifetime, it's good to be blind. Driving through Newark is one of them.
Econuts dry roasted are rantalicious
If you, like so many of us, are sick of the panicked predictions of econuts, take a moment to relish this delicious rant from Chris Wysocki. Read it all
5/18/12
Obama's gay agenda: the next step
You knew that Obama's agenda for same-sex marriage would not end with a simple statement of personal support. Chris Wysocki of Wyblog explains the next disturbing development here.
Barack Obama's Diary
Cher Journal: which is 'Dear Diary' in French for the benefit of all you non-French-speaking historians who will research these writings in centuries to come when my presidency will still outshine the sun. I met Francois Hollande, the new French president, as scheduled this morning. I greeted him in French. He looked at me with naked disbelief which could only mean he was astonished at my fluency, which showed my intellectual brilliance after only a few minutes with a French phrase book. He replied: "No, Monsieur Obama, I do not know where to obtain a corkscrew for a bottle of burgundy." Which I found strange. But these frogs are all weird, as I know from Sarkozy, who always replied "merde" to all my suggestions which, according to my phrasebook, is "poop," which must be a mistake.
Later, I welcomed all the G8 leaders to Camp David, except Vlad the Impaler who is sulking in Moscow after snubbing my invitation, which is a pity as he would have enhanced the optics, as Axelrod would say. In the middle of my electrifying speech I glanced up from the teleprompter, only to notice some of them nodding with eyes shut. Jet-lag can be a bitch. Later, we tried to solve the problems of the world, over dinner. I told them that their problems were the result of them borrowing too little and not spending enough. They fell silent, out of respect for my intellect, so I excused myself, went to bed, said my prayer to myself and took out Boo-boo my blankey and caressed my lips with him. Barry luv Boo-boo.. um-num-num-um...zzzzzz...
Later, I welcomed all the G8 leaders to Camp David, except Vlad the Impaler who is sulking in Moscow after snubbing my invitation, which is a pity as he would have enhanced the optics, as Axelrod would say. In the middle of my electrifying speech I glanced up from the teleprompter, only to notice some of them nodding with eyes shut. Jet-lag can be a bitch. Later, we tried to solve the problems of the world, over dinner. I told them that their problems were the result of them borrowing too little and not spending enough. They fell silent, out of respect for my intellect, so I excused myself, went to bed, said my prayer to myself and took out Boo-boo my blankey and caressed my lips with him. Barry luv Boo-boo.. um-num-num-um...zzzzzz...
Barack Obama's diary
Mon Cher journal: (My Dear Diary: ) I am busily learning some basic Francais for my meeting with the new French President Francois Hollande tomorrow when the G8 get-together begins at Camp David. Hollande is by all accounts a socialist, so we should have plenty in common. I will say: "Bonjour, Monsieur le President, comment ca va? " which roughly translated means: 'Wassup, Bro" and he'll say " Ca va bien merci" ("I'm good, thank you," and be highly impressed by my fluent French) Well, with a busy day tomorrow I must say bon nuit and say my quick prayer to me then surrender to the charms of Boo-boo my blankey and dream of all things French except snails and frogs' legs. Boo-boo, je t'aime! Barry luv Boo-boo...um-num-num-umzzzzzzz...
5/17/12
Whoah, Joe!
Vice President Biden, known as a gaffe machine, has converted himself into a gaffe production line. The White House Dossier's Keith Koffler asks: is Joe OK? Read it all
Mitt wimps out
Mitt Romney has rejected a SuperPAC campaign highlighting the Rev Jeremiah Wright's inflammatory ["God damn America"] rhetoric and the truly frightening influences on Obama as a young man. These influences were clearly fundamental in forming Obama's world view. They are at the heart of what many conservatives and independents fear: that at his core Obama does not admire this country, its institutions and its free enterprise system. McCain made the same decision to play softball in 2008, and look at the incalculable price we have paid. Elections are no time to play Mr Nice Guy. This exactly what many feared about Romney: that he is a RINO, that there is no "there" there and no fire in his belly. He is still only the "presumptive nominee". Remember that.
UPDATE: Hannity agrees wih me:
UPDATE: Hannity agrees wih me:
Run on banks speeds Euro Meltdown
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Tabby: our Catty Columnist
Dear Tabby: I am a political analyst for MSNBC and NBC. I try hard to be unbiased but I am increasingly accused of being 'in the tank' for Obama. What should I do? --C.M., D.C
Dear CM: Unbiased? Give me break. You're the one who said an Obama speech sent tingles up your leg. Your brown-nosing of Obama is only matched by David Letterman's. At least he and Leno try to use gags that ridicule both sides equally. By the way, with that blond hair of yours, I would steer clear of Mitt Romney, he has a reputation for cutting off blond hair he doesn't like.
You want a solution? Head on over to Fox News studios and they will kick the biased crap out of you, like they do with your MSNBC ratings . Works for me. --Tabby
Dear CM: Unbiased? Give me break. You're the one who said an Obama speech sent tingles up your leg. Your brown-nosing of Obama is only matched by David Letterman's. At least he and Leno try to use gags that ridicule both sides equally. By the way, with that blond hair of yours, I would steer clear of Mitt Romney, he has a reputation for cutting off blond hair he doesn't like.
You want a solution? Head on over to Fox News studios and they will kick the biased crap out of you, like they do with your MSNBC ratings . Works for me. --Tabby
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