Obama pact frees Taliban leaders

Obama administration officials have reportedly been  operating  a  high-risk secret  program to release top Taliban detainees into the general population. Details at Gateway Pundit

Cartoon: Riber Hansson

[Riber Hanson, Sweden]

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: We had a campaign update meeting this morning after  my usual Sunday round of golf. I heard from  Plouffe, Jarrett, Axelrod, Pfeiffer, Messina &c. I looked at a couple of upcoming  ads taking aim at Romney and making me look brilliant,  if I say so myself, and I do. Daggone! I love my iPad almost as much as my  blankey Boo-boo. 
I was delighted to read that the socialist Francois Hollande won the French Presidency by a healthy margin. Hollande wants a  tax rate of 75% for those earning over a million bucks.  Now there's a guy I can work with!  It must be great to  be President of a country  which  loves big Government yet wants still more of it. The things I could achieve!  It's late, Michelle is calling out, and I must close the laptop, say a quick prayer to myself and so to bed and the embrace of Boo-boo who, of course, being pink and made in China,  is a staunch socialist. Boo-boo um-num-num-um.

Keep the red flag flying

"Francois? Vive le socialism!
 I love it when a plan comes together"

The Dung Beetle Award goes to...

For the first time ever, the Academy of Dung Beetles' Award goes to an entire nation -- France-- for electing a socialist President who will tax anyone earning over  the equivalent of a million dollars at a marginal rate of 75%. Small business will, of course, be guillotined  and will not invest further, the  rich will leave en masse.  Germany will be left as the dominating force in Europe, something we, the Brits,  and others paid so much  in blood and treasure to  avoid. Merci beaucoup, frogs.

France declares war on capitalism

 With the overwhelming election of Francois Hollande, France has opted for big-time socialism. When the merde hits the fan in a few years' time, the French will come knocking at our door. You know the French --always there when they need us.

Joe Biden goes online

"You're  calling from the future... your name's Biden...
and you thought this number might connect you to a website thingy?"

The short list

 "A list of my successes?
I'll have to get back to you"

Good news: O is ready to Go

You-can't-make-this-stuff-up Department:  Obama's  new campaign Twitter hashtag is :  #readytogo.
So  call the removers then tell the Romneys they can measure for  drapes.

Obama took 'months' to approve Osama raid

A retired senior general confirms that Obama knew about  Osama's hide-out  for nearly a year before  the SEAL raid. Gateway Pundit  has details here.

Cartoon: Nate Beeler

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Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary:  I flew from D.C to Columbus, Ohio, for the start of my triumphant passage to re-election and  overwhelming acclamation from a grateful nation. I had been assured that the arena at Ohio State would be overflowing with thousands of  adoring fans. Au contraire:  they had to be encouraged to move together so the crowd would look denser for the TV cameras. If denser means having an IQ below room temperature, those folk fit the bill perfectly.  When I said my campaign was still about 'hope and change' there was sporadic applause, but nothing like the rapturous cheers I drew  in 2008,  but that's students for you, always ungrateful. They seem to be expecting employers by the thousand to be lining up to give them jobs.  Incredibly, even my dynamic new slogan, 'forward'  failed to stir them. What's the matter with today's youth? Three-and-a-half years of  unprecedented prosperity under my benevolent presidency, has left them  resentful and ungrateful. Personally I blame it on Bush and his 'no child left behind' nonsense. These surly  kids should  have been left far, far behind.  Well, it's getting late, Michelle is calling out to me, time to close the laptop, say a reassuring prayer to myself and to slide into the presidential bed, where the comfort of Boo-boo my blankey awaits under my pillow. Boo-boo is never ungrateful,  are you  Boo-boo um-num-num-umzzzz...

Nope and no change

"If people ask you what this campaign is about, you tell them 'it's still about hope.' You tell them 'it's still about change,'" Obama told supporters at Ohio State University. "I still believe in you. And I'm asking you to keep believing in me."
Hope and change? After four years  of  minimal  change and even less hope. Good luck with that.

The man who's killing 10,000 jobs

“Today there is just one person standing in the way of tens of thousands of new American jobs: President Obama,” says House Speaker John Boehner. “After nearly four years of review, delay and politics, he is out of excuses for blocking this job-creating energy project any longer. Every state along the proposed route supports the [ Keystone] pipeline, and its builder has jumped through every bureaucratic hoop.” more here.

A narcissist falls apart

A wonderful cautionary tale, by Spook at Flopping Aces, of what  happened when a narcissist, not unlike Obama, fell apart. Read it all.