Students at UC Davis, gathered in a cafeteria to peacefully protest corporate greed, accused the university chancellor of attempted genocide when they saw a cafeteria cook grinding pepper to their soyburgers."They were sitting there peacefully," said a spokes committee, "when this cook picked up a large pepper grinder and walked up and down a whole row of burger patties, cold-bloodedly grinding pepper directly on to their surface. " This is pure, unprovoked brutality," the spokes committee said. "We held a general meeting and everyone uptwinkled that we should eat hot dogs instead. No-one is going to push us around."
