Rule 5: Competitive coffee

There were four Catholic men and one Catholic woman having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is priest, everyone calls him "Father."

The second man says: "My son is a bishop,  people call him  Your Grace."

The third man says: "my son is a cardinal, People call him Your Eminence"

The fourth man  says: "My son is the  Pope.  When he walks into a room, people say  Your Holiness." 

The lone woman  sipped her coffee and  the four men looked  at her.  "I have a daughter,"  she said:.  " Beautiful, slim, 38D breasts, 34" hips. When she walks into a room  people say Oh, my God."