There were four Catholic men and one Catholic woman having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is priest, everyone calls him "Father."
The second man says: "My son is a bishop, people call him Your Grace."
The third man says: "my son is a cardinal, People call him Your Eminence"
The fourth man says: "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people say Your Holiness."
The lone woman sipped her coffee and the four men looked at her. "I have a daughter," she said:. " Beautiful, slim, 38D breasts, 34" hips. When she walks into a room people say Oh, my God."
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is priest, everyone calls him "Father."
The second man says: "My son is a bishop, people call him Your Grace."
The third man says: "my son is a cardinal, People call him Your Eminence"
The fourth man says: "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people say Your Holiness."
The lone woman sipped her coffee and the four men looked at her. "I have a daughter," she said:. " Beautiful, slim, 38D breasts, 34" hips. When she walks into a room people say Oh, my God."