Dear Newt G: Yada-yada-yada... maybe if ya'd shaddup for a minute people would vote for ya. I read in da paper dat da campaign is in debt. You and Callista in the city to enjoy some retail therapy? Gotta keep da ladies smilin', Newt. I hope you're keepin' accurate campaign accounts. If you owe any money in Vegas, what stays in Vegas will be your ass, Newt. Here's Tiffany's. Don't charge his credit account, lady. He's goin' to have a tough time payin' it off on the college lecture circuit. Nah, forget the tip, Newt. Ya gonna need it more than I do.--Cabby.
