Dear Diary: I took my campaign on the road again today to campuses out West. It's always a pleasure to address the young. It takes me back to my carefree days getting stoned in Hawaii with the Choom Gang. I was reading today that a new study shows that regular cannabis smoking by teenagers can produce a lowered IQ and memory problems later in life. I can personally attest to the compleat inaccuracy of this assesstimation. Where was I? Oh, yes. cannabis and its effect on mammary and IQ. To demonstrate: 2+3=7 See? No harm, no fowl.
