Dictated aboard Air Force One: Dear Diary, Having drained all available good optics out of Hurricane Sandy, I'm campaigning again in Green Bay and Vegas. The new media are now saying that I ordered Panetta to stand down at Benghazi because we were afraid of US-supplied back-pack missiles attacking our gunships. Where do they get this stuff? How dare they question my judgement? Why can't they just shut up and play along like the
lapdog mainstream media?
Joe has been dropped the ball again thinking he's in Ohio instead of Florida and some are saying that a photograph showing his eyes may indicate he's overdoing the meds. He asked one man if he was an Indian and the man replied: "American."
Awkwaard. It's getting urgent that I find a way to shut up the old coot until November 6.
