Dear Diary: I had a last round of golf today at The Floridian club, with my usual golfing buddies, which made a nice change from yesterday when Tiger Woods and his coach, Butch Harmon, were following my every move to gain insights from my faultless technique. Alas, I'm leaving for DC soon on Taxpayer One, reaching the White House at 7.30pm. I was despondent at having to resume the routine of Government, but then I read that Nancy Pelosi is claiming I can kill US citizens with a drone without publicly announcing the deed. I immediately ordered our legal guys to work on this. Imagine if it's true! All I would have to do would be to wait for somebody like Marco Rubio to take one step off US soil and
pouff ! If you try to steal my limelight in Israel, Marco, it will take more than a swig of bottled water to save your Latino ass.
Comprende?
