2/17/13

Dear Cabby: Wife trouble

Dear Cabby: I wanted to have some golf instruction with some buddies at an exclusive Florida resort, but my wife, 'M.'  hates golf, so she flew off, in a huff, with our two daughters to ski in Aspen. How can I sweet talk her into coming home quickly?  Concerned, Washington D.C.

Dear Concerned: Sweettalk her?  Fuggedaboudit! Suggest she buys a really expensive dress in D.C., buddy, and she'll be back from Aspen before you can say 'Dior' --Cabby