The Academy of Dung Beetles' Award for Political Correctness is being rolled towards Carol Keenan, principal of Salemwood Elementary School in Malden, Mass who banned Valentine’s Day cards because she did not want some students feeling left out. Keenan said they were not cancelling Valentine’s Day. Instead, the elementary school is going to celebrate a modified version.“Every student is making a friendship card for another student,” she said. Read more. [Thanks: ECS]