Dear Diary: Valerie Jarrett is excited about the vote-attracting idea of my possible gender change and tested reaction by announcing my routine presidential briefing this morning thus: "The president will receive her usual briefing at 10am." Apparently this caused no overt reaction, so maybe I can go ahead with a full gender reassignment without anyone noticing until it is too late-- kind of like the war on Libya. I see that a member of SEAL team 6 has changed gender and is now known as "The Warrior Princess" ...is that cool or what? But enough about me.
