9/17/13

Progress Notes: Patient 540463, OBAMA, Barack.

9/17/13:  Patient's mental state is still progressing, though he is hallucinating three blind mice which he says his wife, Michelle is chasing, intent  on separating them from their tales with a carving knife. The Freudian implication of  mouse tails  is obvious; especially considering how often when Putin calls to show off his virility. Meantime, I intend to keep increasing patient's medication for as long as improvement continues.
---Dictated by S.H.Rink, M.D.