Dim Crims: Woman calls 911, reports self

 Police in Billings, Montana, say Carol Frances Omeara, 55, was arrested after a police dispatcher received a call from a woman later identified as Omeara who said she could not get out of her vehicle, outside her residence. When asked if she was having a medical or mechanical issue, she allegedly explained, "No, I'm just too damn drunk," The Billings Gazette reports.
The responding officer found Omeara inside her car, parked about two feet from the curb in front of her house. She allegedly told the officer that she had driven home four hours earlier, after downing a pint of vodka at a bar. A breathalyzer test allegedly showed she had a blood-alcohol level almost four times the legal limit. Omeara was later charged with DUI. More