Barack Obama's Diary: Oy vey!

Dear Diary: Barely had John Kerry informed me about the interim nuclear agreement with Iran when my iPresidentophone burst into a rousing rendition of Hava nagila. "Hello, Bibi," I said, for it was he. "What have you done, schlemiel?" he inquired,  "You truly are a  pathetic excuse  for a leader. You have given away the farm to the Iranians  and gotten nothing in return. Is this another dumb version of ObamaCare: "If you like your country you can keep your country? As a result, we are going to have to strike Iran sooner rather than later. Can you hear that screamlng in the background? That's our  bombers warming up for a practice raid, already. You and your John Kerry are  incompetent putzs." He said all that without  drawing a single breath.  Oy vey!  was Bibi annoyed.  But enough about me.