Progress Notes for Patient 540463: Obama, Barack, H.

11/18/13:  Patient is excited by something he has arranged with his nemesis, Vladimir Putin; something to do with an OGRE. Meantime, patient has also recently  been  fascinated by the misfortunes of the Mayor of Toronto and wants to try smoking crack. "Doctor," he said, " Verily I say unto you: those of us  among the exalted have exceptional pressures upon us."
"Give me a break" I told the moron.,"Forget the Biblical language.  Unlike your healthcare plague, there's nothing wrong with you that a large whisky won't cure."----Dictated by S.H.Rink M.D.