Progress Notes for Patient 540463 Obama, Barack, H.

11/9/13  Patient returned from Miami  at about 6pm. He seemed to be more self-confident after addressing audiences with the same world view that he has -- in other words, morons. He immediately launched into a long spiel about horoscopes and how they were giving him guidance in his decisions. "If you like your horoscope you can keep your horoscope," he said proudly. What if you don't like your horoscope?" I asked.  "Simple,"  he replied, "we will pass a bill to provide exchanges for people to obtain subsidized horoscopes. I will call it the Affordable Horoscope Act, or AHA!"  There appears to be no limit to this man's idiocy. ---Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D