1/30/14

Best. Obituary. Ever.

Obituary from the Geenwich, CT, paper this week. The abridged version:
 Leonard Mason Smith, 86, a veteran of World War II and Korea and longtime
resident of Pine Island, Florida passed away on November 27th, 2013.
  Leonard Smith hated pointless bureaucracy, thoughtless inefficiency and bad
ideas born of good intentions. He loved his wife, admired and respected his
children and liked just about every dog he ever met. He will be greatly missed
by those he loved and those who loved him. In lieu of flowers, the family asks
that you cancel your subscription to The New York Times.
Published in GreenwichTime.com on Jan. 26, 2014         [BJS]