Progress Notes for Patient 540463, OBAMA, Barack H.

01/19/14: Patient is not a decisive man even at the best of times. Today is not the best of times. He will be hosting French President Francois Hollande at a State Dinner on Feb 11. But Hollande  still hasn't decided which woman will accompany him: his long-time companion Valerie Trierweiler or a film actress named Julie Gayet whom he has recently been wooing on the down-low. The  consequences for my patient are formidable. Michelle still has him in a polar vortex after patient's flirtation with Norwegian  PM Helle Thorning -Schmidt at Nelson Mandela's wake. Needless to say, Michelle is not going to be ecstatic if Hollande decides to use the state dinner to publicly two-time Madame Trierweiler. My Patient has found himself on the wrong side of Michelle's  fury  enough times to be extremely wary of the likely meltdown happening on a global stage. ---Dictated by S.H. Rink M.D