Progress Notes for Patient 540463, OBAMA, Barack, H.

2/18/14 Patient returned from California more relaxed, but feeling sorry for himself after Lech Walesa was rude about patient's leadership, or lack thereof. Today his massive ego was sledge-hammered again by  Hollywood filmmaker Oliver Stone who called him "weak and spineless."  I can do nothing to supply a spine to patient...just  a mild sedative to prevent a complete meltdown. I'll have to dial up the dose if he gets even more carried away with his executive powers. Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.