Barack Obama's Diary: Isis faces crisis...

Dear Diary: It's  good to be back in Martha's Vineyard! I gave the Pentagon the go-ahead to bomb ISIS in Iraq, while assuring this country that this did not mean thousands more American boots on the ground.  It never ceases to surprise me how gullible the average American is. People seem to have accepted my cunning maneuver without question.
The past few days have terrified me. I have been keeping up with the hurricaness in Hawaii which pose a serious threat  to my personal crop of Blueberry Yum Yum, near Hilo. But enough about me.