Ron runs foul of the Law

Ron Chestna, a writer and a poet, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time. Ron replied: "I'm on my way to listen to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking cheap cigars and staying out late."
 The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
 Ron replied: My wife."