10/12/14

Progress Notes for Patient: 540463 Obama, Barack, H.

10/12/14:  To me, Patient has always been an enigma wrapped in a mystery concealed within a  malignant personality disorder. But his recent behavior has made me wonder if he might even be a victim of enterovirus D68. He seems to have become completely paralyzed. He is like a deer in the headlights, regarding ISIS, Ebola and even EV_D68 itself. I administered a mild sedative today which got him to the golf course at Fort Belvoir. But he still seems totally unable to make executive decisions. God help us all. Dictated by S.H.Rink M.D.