Barack Obama's Diary: Soup to nuts with Joe the dumber

Dear Diary: I had a cold turkey  lunch with Joe Biden  today...an occasion that turned out to be exceptionally awkward. It seems that Joe is seriously pissed  off at the manner of Chuck Hagel's departure (they were once senators together) But what's done is done. I need to keep up my new tough-guy image to help satisfy the rioting masses. "Burn this bitch down!" I shall cry