Barack Obama's Diary: Mea culpa, mea Nissan Maxima culpa

Dear Diary: Oops! Unknown to me, two Marine Captains had planned to marry on the golf course yesterday, but my round of golf upset their arrangements. Yikes! Talk about bad optics, as Valerie Jarrett did, at great length yesterday evening. At her command, we went into full damage control mode, which included a phone call  from  me to the couple. By a remarkable  coincidence it happened to be recorded and was broadcast on the main newscasts.Mission accomplished.