Fauxcahontas's Diiary: Me feel heap big draft

Dear Diary: How.... After heap big pow-wow, Democrat tribal elders decided today that they want to draft genuine 1/32 Cherokee squaw like me to run for President in 2016. Me, Fauxcahontas, very flattered and  certain that me will outdraw hideous pant-suited squaw Hillary Clinton at the ballot box and in raising campaign wampum.