Progress Notes for Patient 540463: OBAMA, Barack, H.

01/5/2015 I visited Patient's family apartment, as pre-arranged with Valerie Jarrett, and found him in his accustomed position-- face down on the hideous brown sofa, beating at it feebly with his fists. "What seems to be the trouble?" I ventured.  "I feel ignored," came the reply.  This is a fairly permanent state with this Patient who has narcissistic personality disorder.  "Oh, come,  come," I said. You're the leader of the Free world. Everybody knows of you." He looked up at me gratefully. "Everybody?
"You're getting more attention than the Kardashians," I replied. He almost purred with pleasure. Mission accomplished. ---Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.