1/18/15

Progress Notes for Patient 540463: OBAMA, Barack, H.

1/17/2015  Valerie Jarrett has requested that I stay overnight for a week or so in my little suite near the family apartment. Patient has been very unstable for the past couple of days. He develops an acute inferiority complex when leaders like David Cameron visit the White House. Cameron likes a plain soft-boiled egg for breakfast, but patient has demanded Eggs Benedict  for their Sunday breakfast, so he can put 'that pompous PM in his place.' Dictated by S.H. Rink, MD.