Barack Obama's Diary: Moose is pissed off with me again

Dear Diary: Moose is still pissed off with me. Her rage at being snubbed in Saudi Arabia had not even begun to ebb when she took umbrage at my pre-superbowl interview with Today's Savannah Guthrie in the White House kitchen with a real live sous-chef chopping something green from her vegetable garden in the background. It turned out to be a dandelion---readily identifiable to the knowledgeable--- which Moose felt impugned her dignity. I think it had more to do with the undeniable physical charms of Ms. Guthrie, but there you go. Thank goodness it wasn't the even more delectable Tamron Hall who has a flawless latte complexion to further multiply her charms.