Dear Diary: Awkwaard... I had Jordan's King Abdulla visiting just as news was coming through that one of his airforce pilots had been burned alive. I tried to lighten the situation with a little humor: "When ISIS offers you a prisoner swap next time, say: "Liar, Liar Pants on fire!" I chortled happily, but he seemed a little slow on the uptake. Odd people, these Jordanians. I asked an aide to rustle up a pair of autographed Air Jordans for him to take as a memento.
