Barack Obama's Diary: Pants on fire

Dear Diary: Awkwaard... I had Jordan's King Abdulla visiting just as news was coming through that one of his  airforce pilots had been burned alive. I tried to lighten the situation with a little humor:  "When  ISIS offers you a prisoner swap  next time, say: "Liar, Liar Pants on fire!" I chortled happily, but he seemed a little slow on the uptake. Odd people, these Jordanians. I asked an aide to rustle up a pair of autographed Air Jordans for him to take as a memento.