Barack Obama's Diary: My ganja airlift continues

I have been trying using overwhelming odds against the Secret Service in my efforts to fly in  more ganja with a fleet of drones. I have set the Rules of Engagement impossibly high which ensures that some drones get through to the White House roof where my aides like Marvelous Marv are waiting to spirit them away into the messenger-pigeon loft which is kept for emergency communication with the Pentagon in the wake of  a nuclear-powered  Electro-Magnetic Pulse which would cripple all electronic equipment.  This was Joe Biden's idea, which we introduced to keep the old coot occupied feeding them and feeling useful..