Dictated aboard my Boeing 757: My threatened boycott of the Iowa debate was a masterstroke, more effective than even I had dreamed it would be. Now all eyes are on me, me, me. and even the unions are reportey fearful that I will draw some of their membership into my hungry maw. The Granite state has crowned me king of the GOP
Let trumpets sound! I am White House bound!
Let trumpets sound! I am White House bound!