At a medical convention, a doctor from France says: "In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
A German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;
we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a
person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
Finally, A U.S. doctor sys: "My colleagues, you are way behind the USA,
about 4 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls, we made him President of the United States, and now the whole country is looking for work.
A German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;
we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a
person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
Finally, A U.S. doctor sys: "My colleagues, you are way behind the USA,
about 4 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls, we made him President of the United States, and now the whole country is looking for work.
