Barack Obama's Diary: 'O' must go

Dear Diary: I have been practicing my Spanish ready for a visit tomorrow from President Juan  Manuel Santos Calderón of Colombia. The man has an excellent education --Tufts,  The London  School of Economics, among others.  I  must admit to envying his grand-sounding name.  I wonder if, at this stage,  I can get the media to refer to me as President Barack Obamacare Obamarón. [Note to self: Have discreet words with Jay Carney about my being afforded more respect by media hacks. "Bam"  or "O" must  cease forthwith or authors will face an IRS audit. Hacks are notorious for their  padded "expense" accounts. ] But enough about me.