Progress Notes for Patient 540463, OBAMA, Barack, H.

2/17/14: Patient has been exhibiting his usual paranoid response to criticism. He likes to think he is a decisive go-getter and inspirational leader and takes it hard when a figure like Lech Walesa dismisses his leadership as 'failed'. When I caught up with patient in his private quarters after his return from California, I found him face down on the hideous brown sofa, pounding the pillows  with his fists, his eyes red-rimmed from weeping. Or pot smoking. I  don't know what he gets up to on Air Force One. But his aides are responsive to his every need, so there is likely to be a humidor of pre-rolled joints on board. ---Dictated by S.H.Rink, M.D.